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PROPER NOUNS
Ace Sanchez - a top
Aglipay - ugly Pinay ( jowang pokpok na chaka ng mayaman na foreigner )
Ana, Anaconda - ahas, traidor
Anita Linda, Aida - A.I.D.S.
Ate Vangie - gamot pampatulog (Ativan Gang)
Ate Vi - atrebida
Backstreet Boys - cute guys sa likuran mo
Bayombong, Nueva Viscaya - masturbate
Bebang, Mayta - maid
Blusang Itim - mga bakla na gumanda nang maayusan sa parlor
Cathy Santillan, Kate Gomez, Cathy Mora, Cathy Dennis - makati, malibog
Chabelita - chubby
Chanda Romero - tummy (ang laki ng Chanda Romero nung pulis) / an old woman
Chiquito - maliit
Churchill - sosyal
Crayola Khomeni - iyak
Dakota Harrison P! laza - malaki birdie
Debbie Gibson - give
Duty Free - maliit ang nota
Ella Mae (Saeson), Ella Fitzgerald, Ella Luansing - state of feeling horny
Eva Kalaw - evak
Felix Bakat - bakat ang birdie (sa brief or pants)
Girlie Rodis - babae
Givenchy - give, pahingi
Halls - tsupa
Indiana Jones - hindi sumipot
Janjalani, Pocahontas - bakla na palaging late o indyanera
Jennilyn (Mercado) - cheap, chaka
Joana Paras - asawa
Julanis Morisette, Reyna Elena - umuulan
Julie Andrews - mahuli
Kelvinator, Kelvina - babaeng mataba, sinlaki ng refrigirator
Leticia Ramos Shahani - shabu
Lilet - bading na bagets
Lucita Soriano - loss na, sorry pa
Lucrecia Kasilag - baliw
Luz Clarita, Luz Clarita, Luz Valdez - talo, loss ang beauty
Maharlika, Mahalia Jackson - mahal
Manilyn Reynes - malibog
Miss Nigeria - negra
Murriah Carey, Morayta - mura
Nora Daza - magluto
Oprah Winfrey, O.P.M. - oh, promise me, pangako, utang
Phil Collins - Philcoa
Purita Kalaw Ledesma, Purita Kashiwara, Pureta Malaviga - poor, dukha
Rica Paralejo, Nina Ricci - mayaman
Rita Gomez - naiirita
Ruffa - laklak
Siete Pecados - tsismosa
Thunder Cats - gurang
Tom Jones, Tommy Lee Jones - gutom
Uranus - puwet
Washington D.C. - wala
X-Men - mga dating lalaki
Yayo Aguila - dyahe
Zsa Zsa Padilla - o siya, sige!

ADJECTIVES & ADVERBS
48 years - sobrang tagal
antibiotic - antipatika
balaj, valaj - balahura
bella - boba
bigalou - big
biway, chopopo, guash - gwapo
bongga, bonggakea - super to the max
borta - malaki katawan
boyband - lalaking sintaba ng baboy
buya - nakakahiya
chaka, chuckie, shonget, ma-kyonget, chapter, jupang-pang - ugly
cheapangga, chipipay - cheap, ka-cheapan
chipipay - cheap
chopopo - gwapo
conalei - baklush
daki - dako
dites - dito
doonek - doon
effem - halatang bakla
emena gushung - malanding semenarista
fayatollah kumenis - payat
ganda lang - for free
ganders - maganda
intonses - sira, wasak
jongoloids - bobo
jowa, jowabelles, jowabella - karelasyon, boyfriend o girlfriend
jutay, juts - maliit
kabog, loss - talo!
katagalugan - matagal
katol - mukhang katulong
kirara - pangit / maitim
klapeypey-klapeypey - pumalakpak
krang-krang - hungry (same as Tom Jones)
krung-krung - sira ulo, baliw
lulu, tungril, tetetet - lesbian
mahogany, mashumers, ugmas - mabaho
majubis - mataba / gusgusin
matod - magnanakaw
nakakalurky - nakaka-shock, nakaka-takot
neuro - napaisip bigla, mind-boggler
oblation - walang saplot
otoko - lalakeng lalaki
pamin, paminta, pamentos, pamenthol - discreet gay guy
pinkalou - pink
pranella - praning
quality control - maganda ang quality
sangkatuts - marami, isang katutak
shala - sosyal
shogal - matagal
shokot, bokot - takot
shonga, shongaers, planggana - *****
shonga-shonga - *****-*****
shonget, makyonget - ugly
shontis - buntis
sudems - never
tamalis - tamad
urky - nakakaloka
warla - loka-loka, nawawala sa sarili, nababaliw
wasok - contraction ng “wasak pag pasok”
wiz, waz - wala!
wrangler, thunder(s), tanders, majonders – matanda

NOUNS, PRONOUNS AND PREPOSITIONS
adez, andabelz, adesa, anda, ka-andahan, andalucia - pera
akesh, akembang - ako
badet, dinga, dingalou - bading
berru - beer
borlog - tulog, power nap
bottomesa, bottones - a bottom
bufra - boyfriend
carrou, carosa - car
cheese - chismis
chimi, chimini, chimi-aa, chimini-aa - maid
constru - construction worker
daot - ahas, traitor
ditey, ditich, ditraks - dito
feelanga - crush
fiampey - singit, birdie, flower
garapata - vaklush na punggok na majubis
gardini - security guard
oishi - shabu
gulay, pechay, bilatch, tahong - babae
hada - oral gay sex
hammer - pakonyo effect sa mga prosti or callboy, “pokpok”
havana - mahabang mukha
hipon - maganda ang katawan pero panget
itich, itechlavu - ito
itich-me-how - birdie
jipamy - jeep
jowa, jowawis - lover, boy/girlfriend
jubelita - vaklita, batang bading
kat-kat - sosyal na tawag sa katulong
katol, chimay - katulong
kyota - bata
kyotatalet - sanggol
likil, mentos, future - lalaki
merlat, melat, bilat, mujer - babae
nota, notes - penis
pa-uring - a bottom
performance artist - mahilig mag-inarte
potato queen - chink for chinks
red alert - menstruation
rice queen - chink folks who go for white guys (?)
colbam, sholbam - callboy
shulupi - pulubi
shumod, shumodity - tams
suba, bugarou - cigarette
success story - babae/lalaki na mukhang katulong na may lover na foreigner na masalapi
katuray - baklang mukhang katulong na mataray
tayelz - tayo
variables - barya, coins
wigwam - wig

panagdag lng…
a,anda,kuray,=pera
lapz,lapangga,lapang= kain
notes,noting,nota= alam nyo na yun
ana bet = ayaw ko, di ko feel
sunshine dizon = umaga na
nomo,mamam = inuman
borgy manotoc = maraming pimples
chanel = una na ko
mudra = mama
pudra = tatay
shupatid,jupiter = kapatid
julalay - alalay
manilyn reynes - pera/ulan
junakis - anak
flangak, planggana, flatch, flat shoes - tama, korek
chaka, chapter - panget
daku, dakila - malaki
booblang, bobonicles - mahina ang ulo
kimiladoo - kunwari lang
plastikada - plastic
bagelya - bag
afam,mering = foreigner
joga boobey = boobs
silikonada = baklang may boobs
warla = away
bona,bobonikles = bobo
b.y,= gwapo
omz,ombaw,lulu = boys
bilat,kilatra = babae
erna = poo poo hehe
suba = yosi
durables = mura
mahalia jackson, makimils = mahal
stuts = states u.s
aida = aids
julalay - alalay
manilyn reynes - pera/ulan
junakis - anak
flangak, planggana, flatch, flat shoes - tama, korek
chaka, chapter - panget
daku, dakila - malaki
booblang, bobonicles - mahina ang ulo
kimiladoo - kunwari lang
plastikada - plastic
bagelya - bag
okray-nasira
imbyerna- nainis
jutay-maliit
jowa-bf
luzvaldez-natalo
lukring-lukaluka
lafang-kumain
toyota-may sumpong
Shonga -stupid
eclavu -my love
echos -whatever
everloo -forever
yamey- means maya
ramsey- means pahiram o pautang
kasbum- means bukas
kadley- means maglakad
chamita- means pangit
portugal- means ang tagal, matagal
nagmamaasim- nagmamaganda
eksenadora- gumagawa ng exena
ferlie- bl*w job
lafyok- kain or torrid kiss
ate madeska- madaldal
ate matet- malapad noo
ate lucky- malaki ilong
ate nancy- nonsense
ate gina- gumagawa ng kwento
pangat sa ubas, pasok sa banga- exactly, korek
duty free, dyutay- maliit and tootoot ng mga boys
wersu- boobs
werlog- balls
notes, notakels- guys genitals
sa trulilty- sa totoo lang
tusha- s3x
kebla, kebz- malaki ang notes..wehhe
wizel, wit- hindi
atashi- ako
anda, ades- pera
francine prieto, pransya- may toyo o may sayad sa utak..wehhe
epek lang, keri lang- means ok lang
cryola- iyak
erklip- tulog
ikura- magkano
embey, emberika- galit or inis
touch mobile- nahawakan
chipangga- cheap
thundercats -matanda
makiyawti-mabaho
sholbam - callboy
pocahontas- slut
pokish -slutty
bonamin- anal s3x
biogesic -mast*rbate
insekyora -inggitera, insecure

I justc can’t believe na ganito na siya kadami…grabeh! kaya nang palitan nito ang National Language nating “Tagalog” o pwede na itong official language ng isang Bansa sa sooobrang dami…”nakakalowka” hahahaha! :P

urky naman itechlavu!! sa sangkatuts na salita!!!